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Mustache Picture Mustache Name A.K.A. Mustache Occupation E-Mail MySpace
Rollie Freakin' Fingers Inspector MF Relief Pitcher  rolliefingerskc@gmail.com http://www.myspace.com/122013738
Consummate Gentleman
Hairy Reamish   Bandit  

http://www.myspace.com/richierich69  

Fu-Chick Chu   Kung-Fu Master   http://www.myspace.com/ubelaker
Professor Peacock Fast Eddie Money Saloon Keeper farqwarr@hotmail.com myspace.com/eddiecrane
Senorita Sergeant Sexy `Stache Euro Trash Stache Falconer   http://www.myspace.com/5803174
The Commodore Professor Moriawesome Steamboat Captain tavis@kc.rr.com
Sleuth
Dick `Stachtardly Errol Flynn Actor
Nastache Fatale   Spy    
Maxine   Waitress at Diner/Truck stop    
Parking Lot Bandito        
Lil' Stache        
Anastachia Beaverhausen   Socialite   http://www.myspace.com/pizamm
Ms. Mustachia   Swashbuckler     http://www.myspace.com/mebutt
The Ginger Baron

The Red Fox 

WWI Biplane Fighter Pilot    
Baron Von Ginga
Harry Sack

Bruce Lee O’tard

Head of Mustache Security fysc_tc_ripper@yahoo.com

myspace.com/fysctcripper

Bare Knuckle Boxer
Emil

Emeril 

Motorcycle Gang Ringleader  

http://www.myspace.com/127579109

Email
Lea   Cop    
Uma Thermos Dawn Mattingly In Sales  computer illiterate computer illiterate
Jake   Strongman     http://www.myspace.com/razmall  
Trevor King of Kansas City Pornography Enthusiast    
Momma Lil' Stache The Molly Llama Treasure Hunter mollynadeau@yahoo.com myspace.com/mollyjoycrane
Hannah Hannah Banana Big Game Hunter    
Amy   Trans-Am Repairperson    
Jayna   Wine Enthusiast  

http://www.myspace.com/Jayna

Eazy Jeezy   Dancer    http://www.myspace.com/popeimpious
Randal Peltzer   Snake Charmer    
Dandit   Hard Hitting Reporter    
Zorba The Greek        
Chuck Zombo   High School Football Coach     http://www.myspace.com/flowmargarciaparra  
El Jefe        

Herman BeefTink

       
Punchy McStachealot   Stache Wrangler    
Douche Moustachery   Jukebox hero    
Chakakhanastache   Cat Wrangler    
Prof. Klompenstache   Mustache Motivational Speaker    
Mustapha McStashin   Man of Leisure    
Ivana Humpastash   Entertain the Man of Leisure    
Harry Wittsker   Womb Broom   http://www.myspace.com/btwitt
Mr Stache   World Traveler    
Sassy Stachy        
Paddy McMc   Long Shoreman     http://www.myspace.com/verdantblack
Rufus J SwampBottom   Buggery     http://www.myspace.com/chaos_rises  
Ilsa Hatler   World Ruler   http://www.myspace.com/sarahjo24
Cletus Buford Jenkins III Bubba, Bo, Balsak T. Bagen Legendary Agriculturist   justinconklin@hotmail.com myspace.com/jhoodkc
2nd place winner in the county fair for largest hog.
World record log splitter
Lacey Long Locks   Pond Drainer   http://www.myspace.com/sarahnhendrix
Momma Stache        
Little Lottie Donderheel        
Olga Vulvalichten        
Sophia Von Slippybuns        
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