The Kansas City Fake Mustache Club Member List

Mustache Picture	Mustache Name	A.K.A.	Mustache Occupation	E-Mail	MySpace
	Rollie Freakin' Fingers	Inspector MF	Relief Pitcher	rolliefingerskc@gmail.com	http://www.myspace.com/122013738
	Rollie Freakin' Fingers	Inspector MF	Consummate Gentleman	rolliefingerskc@gmail.com	http://www.myspace.com/122013738
	Hairy Reamish		Bandit		http://www.myspace.com/richierich69
	Fu-Chick Chu		Kung-Fu Master		http://www.myspace.com/ubelaker
	Professor Peacock	Fast Eddie Money	Saloon Keeper	farqwarr@hotmail.com	myspace.com/eddiecrane
	Senorita Sergeant Sexy `Stache	Euro Trash Stache	Falconer		http://www.myspace.com/5803174
	The Commodore	Professor Moriawesome	Steamboat Captain	tavis@kc.rr.com
	The Commodore	Professor Moriawesome	Sleuth	tavis@kc.rr.com
	Dick `Stachtardly	Errol Flynn	Actor		http://www.myspace.com/dustinkerby
	Nastache Fatale		Spy
	Maxine		Waitress at Diner/Truck stop
	Parking Lot Bandito
	Lil' Stache
	Anastachia Beaverhausen		Socialite		http://www.myspace.com/pizamm
	Ms. Mustachia		Swashbuckler		http://www.myspace.com/mebutt
	The Ginger Baron	The Red Fox	WWI Biplane Fighter Pilot
	The Ginger Baron	Baron Von Ginga	WWI Biplane Fighter Pilot
	Harry Sack	Bruce Lee O’tard	Head of Mustache Security	fysc_tc_ripper@yahoo.com	myspace.com/fysctcripper
	Harry Sack	Bruce Lee O’tard	Bare Knuckle Boxer	fysc_tc_ripper@yahoo.com	myspace.com/fysctcripper
	Emil	Emeril	Motorcycle Gang Ringleader		http://www.myspace.com/127579109
	Emil	Email	Motorcycle Gang Ringleader		http://www.myspace.com/127579109
	Lea		Cop
	Uma Thermos	Dawn Mattingly	In Sales	computer illiterate	computer illiterate
	Jake		Strongman		http://www.myspace.com/razmall
	Trevor	King of Kansas City	Pornography Enthusiast
	Momma Lil' Stache	The Molly Llama	Treasure Hunter	mollynadeau@yahoo.com	myspace.com/mollyjoycrane
	Hannah	Hannah Banana	Big Game Hunter
	Amy		Trans-Am Repairperson
	Jayna		Wine Enthusiast		http://www.myspace.com/Jayna
	Eazy Jeezy		Dancer		http://www.myspace.com/popeimpious
	Randal Peltzer		Snake Charmer
	Dandit		Hard Hitting Reporter
	Zorba The Greek
	Chuck Zombo		High School Football Coach		http://www.myspace.com/flowmargarciaparra
	El Jefe
	Herman BeefTink
	Punchy McStachealot		Stache Wrangler
	Douche Moustachery		Jukebox hero
	Chakakhanastache		Cat Wrangler
	Prof. Klompenstache		Mustache Motivational Speaker
	Mustapha McStashin		Man of Leisure
	Ivana Humpastash		Entertain the Man of Leisure
	Harry Wittsker		Womb Broom		http://www.myspace.com/btwitt
	Mr Stache		World Traveler
	Sassy Stachy
	Paddy McMc		Long Shoreman		http://www.myspace.com/verdantblack
	Rufus J SwampBottom		Buggery		http://www.myspace.com/chaos_rises
	Ilsa Hatler		World Ruler		http://www.myspace.com/sarahjo24
	Cletus Buford Jenkins III	Bubba, Bo, Balsak T. Bagen	Legendary Agriculturist	justinconklin@hotmail.com	myspace.com/jhoodkc
			2^nd place winner in the county fair for largest hog.
			World record log splitter
	Lacey Long Locks		Pond Drainer		http://www.myspace.com/sarahnhendrix
	Momma Stache
	Little Lottie Donderheel
	Olga Vulvalichten
	Sophia Von Slippybuns