The Kansas City Fake Mustache Club Member List

Mustache Picture	Mustache Name	A.K.A.	Mustache Occupation	E-Mail	MySpace
	Professor Moriawesome	The Commodore	Steamboat Captain	tavis@kc.rr.com
	Professor Moriawesome	The Commodore	Sleuth	tavis@kc.rr.com
	Maxine		Waitress at Diner/Truck stop
	Ms. Mustachia		Swashbuckler		http://www.myspace.com/mebutt
	Dawn Mattingly	Uma Thermos	In Sales	computer illiterate	computer illiterate
	Momma Lil' Stache	The Molly Llama	Treasure Hunter	mollynadeau@yahoo.com	myspace.com/mollyjoycrane
	Punchy McStachealot		Stache Wrangler
	Douche Moustachery		Jukebox hero
	Mustapha McStashin		Man of Leisure
	Paddy McMc		Long Shoreman		http://www.myspace.com/verdantblack
	Max Mustrash	Kortez	Trucker
	Momma Stache
	Senor Moostachio		Midget Tosser
	Jack Mehoff		Sex Therapist
	Moustafa