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<title> Stachecast </title>
<description>We are The Kansas City Fake Mustache Club. We occasionally glue hair on our faces. That makes us experts on music, restaurants, movies, TV shows, etc. This is the Official Podcast of The Kansas City Fake Mustache Club. Fake Hotline: (816)398-8886</description>
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<pubDate> Sat, 02 Feb 2008 13:00:00 CST </pubDate>
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<itunes:subtitle>We are The Kansas City Fake Mustache Club. We occasionally glue hair on our faces. That makes us experts on everything.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>We are The Kansas City Fake Mustache Club. We occasionally glue hair on our faces. That makes us experts on music, restaurants, movies, TV shows, etc. This is the Official Podcast of The Kansas City Fake Mustache Club. Fake Hotline: (816)398-8886 Email:  kcmustacheclub@gmail.com</itunes:summary>
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     <title> Stachecast #10 </title>
     <description>Rollie, Sexy Stache, and Dick Stachetardly discuss: having your friend shoot you to get out of work, mexican food in Kansas City, Rockin' Fashion Show, and donations to the club. Reviews include: Tequila Harry's, Crosstown Station, It's Over!, and Brian Regan. Music by: Dengue Fever and Golden Shoulders</description>     
     <pubDate> Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:02:00 CST </pubDate>
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     <category>Comedy</category>

     <itunes:subtitle>Rollie, Sexy Stache, and Dick Stachetardly discuss: having your friend shoot you to get out of work, mexican food in Kansas City, Rockin' Fashion Show, and donations to the club. </itunes:subtitle>
     <itunes:summary>Rollie, Sexy Stache, and Dick Stachetardly discuss: having your friend shoot you to get out of work, mexican food in Kansas City, Rockin' Fashion Show, and donations to the club. Reviews include: Tequila Harry's, Crosstown Station, It's Over!, and Brian Regan. Music by: Dengue Fever and Golden Shoulders</itunes:summary>     
     <itunes:duration>00:34:38</itunes:duration>
     <itunes:author> Rollie Freakin Fingers </itunes:author>
     <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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     <title> Stachecast #9 </title>
     <description>Rollie, Sexy Stache, The Professor, and Momma Lil Stache are joined by Maxine to contemplate: Whiskers on Wornall, changing the Commodore's name, and some questions from our "number one" fan. Reviews include: The Noodle Shop, Mama's 39th Street Diner, No Country for Old Men, and The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. Music by: The Pop Fosters, Ghosty, and Brad Sucks</description>     
     <pubDate> Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:02:00 CST </pubDate>
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     <itunes:subtitle>Rollie, Sexy, The Professor, and MLS are joined by Maxine to contemplate: Whiskers on Wornall and some questions from our "number one" fan. </itunes:subtitle>
     <itunes:summary>Rollie, Sexy Stache, The Professor, and Momma Lil Stache are joined by Maxine to contemplate: Whiskers on Wornall, changing the Commodore's name, and some questions from our "number one" fan. Reviews include: The Noodle Shop, Mama's 39th Street Diner, No Country for Old Men, and The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. Music by: The Pop Fosters, Ghosty, and Brad Sucks</itunes:summary>     
     <itunes:author> Rollie Freakin Fingers </itunes:author>
     <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
     <itunes:duration>01:13:32</itunes:duration>
     <itunes:keywords>Noodle Shop, Mama's 39th Street Diner, No Country for Old Men, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Pop Fosters, Ghosty, Brad Sucks</itunes:keywords>
 
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     <title> Stachecast #8 Bonus Audio </title>
     <description>Kansas City Fake Mustache Club makes some phone calls</description>     
     <pubDate> Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:02:00 CST </pubDate>
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     <itunes:subtitle>Kansas City Fake Mustache Club makes some phone calls</itunes:subtitle>
     <itunes:summary>Kansas City Fake Mustache Club makes some phone calls</itunes:summary>     
     <itunes:author> Rollie Freakin Fingers </itunes:author>
     <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
     <itunes:keywords>prank, phone, grocery, cheese, pug</itunes:keywords>
 
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     <title> Stachecast #8 </title>
     <description>Frank "The Flute" Harkins and Primary Oval Hoof join the mustache panel to discuss the Bacon Shoe CD/DVD release party, Siberian tiger maulings, Corn King Bacon, Waldo Pizza delivery, restaurant ideas, and the mustache club store. Reviews include Cafe Europa, Justus Drugstore, and I am Legend.</description>     
     <pubDate> Sun, 06 Jan 2008 22:02:00 CST </pubDate>
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     <itunes:subtitle>Frank "The Flute" Harkins and Primary Oval Hoof join the mustache panel to discuss the Bacon Shoe CD/DVD release party, Siberian tiger maulings, and Corn King Bacon, Plus Reviews</itunes:subtitle>
     <itunes:summary>Frank "The Flute" Harkins and Primary Oval Hoof join the mustache panel to discuss the Bacon Shoe CD/DVD release party, Siberian tiger maulings, Corn King Bacon, Waldo Pizza delivery, restaurant ideas, and the mustache club store. Reviews include Cafe Europa, Justus Drugstore, and I am Legend.</itunes:summary>     
     <itunes:author> Rollie Freakin Fingers </itunes:author>
     <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
     <itunes:keywords>Bacon Shoe, Siberian Tiger, maulings, Corn King, Europa Cafe, Justus Drugstore, I am Legend</itunes:keywords>
 
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     <title> Stachecast #7 Bonus Audio </title>
     <description>Dick Stachetardly scolds the Commodore for ruining his work Christmas party</description>     
     <pubDate> Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:02:00 CST </pubDate>
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     <itunes:subtitle>Dick Stachetardly scolds the Commodore for ruining his work Christmas party</itunes:subtitle>
     <itunes:summary>Dick Stachetardly scolds the Commodore for ruining his work Christmas party</itunes:summary>     
     <itunes:author> Rollie Freakin Fingers </itunes:author>
     <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
     <itunes:keywords>drunk, christmas party, office christmas, dancing, grinding, yelling</itunes:keywords>
 
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     <title> Stachecast #7 </title>
     <description> The Commodore and Dick Stachetardly arrive late from a Christmas party to find Sexy Stache, Prof Peacock and Rollie in a discussion about another brilliant restaurant idea. Say Hi (To Your Mom), Of Montreal, The Slowdown, Darjeeling Limited, American Gangster, Vinino, Paddy O'Quiggley's, The Classic Cookie and more are reviewed by the panel of experts</description>     
     <pubDate> Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:09:00 CST </pubDate>
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     <author>rolliefingerskc@gmail.com (Rollie Freakin Fingers)</author>
     <category>Comedy</category>

     <itunes:subtitle>The Commodore and Dick Stachetardly arrive late from a Christmas party to find Sexy Stache, Prof Peacock and Rollie in a discussion about another brilliant restaurant idea. Plus Reviews</itunes:subtitle>
     <itunes:summary>The Commodore and Dick Stachetardly arrive late from a Christmas party to find Sexy Stache, Prof Peacock and Rollie in a discussion about another brilliant restaurant idea. Say Hi (To Your Mom), Of Montreal, The Slowdown, Darjeeling Limited, American Gangster, Vinino, Paddy O'Quiggley's, The Classic Cookie and more are reviewed by the panel of experts.</itunes:summary>     
     <itunes:author> Rollie Freakin Fingers </itunes:author>
     <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
     <itunes:keywords>Of Montreal, The Slowdown, Darjeeling Limited, American Gangster, Vinino, Paddy O'Quiggley's, The Classic Cookie</itunes:keywords>
 
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     <title> Stachecast #6 </title>
     <description> The Commodore and Dick Stachetardly return to join Rollie, Sexy Stache, Professor Peacock and MLS. They award "The Worst of Kansas City" and answer your questions about third nipples, hairy female chests, and children conceived through pedophilia.</description>
     <itunes:author> Rollie Freakin Fingers </itunes:author>
     <pubDate> Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:00:00 CST </pubDate>
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     <title> Stachecast #5 </title>
     <description> Rollie, Sexy Stache, Momma Lil Stache and The Professor discuss: Darren Hanlon, Golden Shoulders, Paper Cities, Static Bar, Houlihan's, The Studio, Eggtc., Charles Feruzza, Bollywood, Analingus, Avenues Bistro, Rock of Love, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Ty Murray's Celebrity Bull Riding, and Kid Nation </description>
     <itunes:author> Rollie Freakin Fingers </itunes:author>
     <pubDate> Thu, 04 Oct 2007 05:00:00 CST </pubDate>
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     <title> Stachecast #4 </title>
     <description> Rollie, Sexy Stache, Momma Lil Stache and Professor Peacock return to discuss The Duct Tape Bandit, Lollapalooza, The Manhole, Trapped in the Closet V 13-22, Superbad, Deadwood, and answer your voicemails about nougat and fake mustache rides </description>
     <itunes:author> Rollie Freakin Fingers </itunes:author>
     <pubDate> Tue, 28 Aug 2007 05:00:00 CST </pubDate>
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     <title> Stachecast #3 </title>
     <description> A Mega-Stachecast featuring John Bersuch, Fu-Chick-Chu, Hairy Reamish, Momma Lil Stache and the return of The Commadore </description>
     <itunes:author> Rollie Freakin Fingers </itunes:author>
     <pubDate> Tue, 14 Aug 2007 05:00:00 CST </pubDate>
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     <title> Stachecast #2 </title>
     <description> Rollie, Sexy Stache,  and Professor Peacock discuss the (SLC) KCFMC, The Pitch Blog article, recent concerts in KC and introduce a brand new segment: Question Bag </description>
     <itunes:author> Rollie Freakin Fingers </itunes:author>
     <pubDate> Fri, 3 Aug 2007 05:00:00 CST </pubDate>
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     <title> Stachecast #1 </title>
     <description> The Commodore, Rollie, Sexy Stache, and Professor Peacock in a rambling hour-long discussion of pot, Dolph Lundgren movies, Steve Miller concerts and Hooters. </description>
     <itunes:author> Rollie Freakin Fingers </itunes:author>
     <pubDate> Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:00:00 CST </pubDate>
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