Townes “My Momma Made Me Do This” Betts
Mustache Name:
Freddy
Also Known As:
Itchie Lips Rhoads
Hairy Belafonte
Email: freddy.rhoads@gmail.com
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Qualifications:
I found my favorite fake mustache on the street. It caught my eye and I ran to it. It was made of metal and rusty and sharp – I lost it on Halloween the following week, but I like to think that it found a good home on some formerly costume-less party-goer.
Fake References:
Boris Badinov
John Waters
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