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  • Stachecast 22
    After a lengthy hiatus, including a move and two failed podcast attempts, Lord and Lady Shuttlecock return for Stachecast 22. They are joined by The Parking Lot Bandito and Mangino Stache. They introduce a new Club Theme Song and discuss the years best films and television programs. Music by Minds Under Cover, The Spinto Band, Neko Case and Saint Motel […]
  • Stachecast 21
    Lord and Lady Shuttlecock welcome The High Strung for an interview and performance of some tunes from "Ode to the Inverse of the Dude." In this podcast we discuss chickens, SXSW, being stabbed and, having a pit bull bite our balls off. Live tracks include: Rope, In the Middle, and Decomposer. Plus the album version of The Lifestyle that Got Away […]

New Mustache Club Quote

“Is that all you guys do, sit around and wear fake mustaches?”

-girl working cash register at grocery store

Mustache Club Quotes

Mustache Club Quotes:

Sorry ma’am, Official Mustache Business.

  • KCFMC

Is that real?

  • Multiple people at bars

I wouldn’t care if it was a dead animal, if it has fur I’m going
to glue it to my face.

  • Rollie Freakin’ Fingers

Why don’t you guys just grow real mustaches?

  • Multiple people at bars

The mustache club is a lot like Jesse Jackson in the way we
bring people together. But we’re cool, like Reggie Jackson.

  • KCFMC

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